The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Dobermann, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking female Poodle comes up to them and says,

"Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Poodle says, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative."

Finally the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone... cheese mine!"

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